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Topic: Work Rants
Okies, the preverbal straw had been brown to smithereens!!
Case point one:
I was interviewed and tested by a woman named Lisa. I told her what I wanted from this agency, which was a full-time permanent position. She said no problem but that I should work for Samsung for ONE WEEK until she can find me a “good fit” *rolls eyes* which I now know is agency talk for “HAHA, we get half your money while pretending to look for permanent work”
Whatever, I was naive…moving on…Flash forward a few Thursdays *cough* one week my ASS!! *cough*
Matt’s phone rings, it’s for me (the agency only memorized Matt’s extension so it became the universal “Dynamic fucked up” phone) apparently my timesheet didn’t send *cough* bullshit *cough*
I swear I’m not lying, every week this agency picks one poor employee to pick on and misplaced their timesheet…Oh! You have to pay rent TOO BAD! *sigh* seriously, thou, these people really need to fix that damn fax machine or hire someone ANYONE with some organization on payroll.
Case Point two:
Awhile back in August, I had to take a day off for CNanime and, as procedure, I had to inform Dynamic Employment. Like a good little girl I did what was the course of action set out in “Good” business, assuming, naively, that Dynamic Employment Solutions would do the same…NOPE, WORNG, TRY AGAIN!! You do not pass Go, you do not collect $200.
The Dynamic way!
I E-mailed Lisa to tell her that I needed to book off Friday. I got a reply E-mail back (several days later) stating that, Lisa, the ONLY person at Dynamic who knew anything about me, has been, as they put it “let go” OH!! Really, well that’s nice to know! When did this happen?…OH! Last week, thanks for the info fucker. So what, they fired the lady who knew me, knew my case, and was (supposedly) looking for full-time employment for me, fine, whatever, everything is peachy. BUT!! There wasn’t even a mention of re-interviewing me so they, oh I don’t know, actually know what I look like! Sort of important when a potential employer comes a knocking, eh…It’s just so unprofessional I laugh sometimes.
By-the-way, I have not received ONE call since Lisa was canned. Of course, I have been “informed” that some lady will be dealing with my case – which I’m 100% sure is closed since they’re pocketing ? my wages. And I mean “informed” in traditional Dynamic way of “Assume E-mail sender is dealing with you now.”
Case in point three:
Received a call on my HOME phone from Dynamic Employment informing me that they didn’t get my timesheet, again (I guess there back around to “C”). Now what day was yesterday, boys and girl? Right, Thursday, as in four days since I sent in my timesheet and they picked Thursday to tell me…which is too late to get paid. I love the message too, they tried to save their own ass by pretending its Wednesday...but really it just made them look dim-witted.
Message playback: “Hello, heather carriere, we did not receive your timesheet this weeks”
Me: BULL SHIT You fucker lost it, ya liars! You want to know how I know it’s called FAX REPORT!!!
Message playback “please send it in today by 3pm or we will not be able to process your pay cheque”
ME: ahh HELLO!! I’m at work, you’re calling me at home, It is pretty obvious I’m not going to get the message until I go home. And I am supposed to get it in to you by 3 today, how?…logic, it’s this new concept, try learning it!
God, I really hate these Sons of a bitches.
Now, I just finished re-sending my timesheet, writing an e-mail and letter to them providing them with several contact options—which they ALREADY had but didn’t look for. So, I’m HELLA peeved…need tea…
Moku out.
Posted by Moku-Sama
at 11:16 AM EST
