Now Playing: with many things...evil things...things I can not talk about..SHHH!!
Topic: Work Rants
Since, my trash bin is over flowing with white Styrofoam cups – moku has a problem, okay – I think it’s a good time to post!
Multiple rants about Samsung Customers
I’ve started to see a pattern emerge as I “ARS Analyze” leading to only one conclusion: The customer is one dumb shit! It’s like the motto of Samsung (not a publicly known one of course). I hear it a lot-- in different variations: The customer is a retard; this woman is nuts; I’m going to kill him, etc… -- but it’s basically the same thing.
I’d like to point out, I have my own personal devil’s advocate (you know her as Jeanie: my ride to/from work) so please (and I do mean please as in if you even mention there is an excusable reason for the lame ass retard questions I deal with, you WILL be getting a smack down!) refrain from trying to give me a colorful illustrations as to why said customer can not find the TV section of the FAQ page when there is a picture of it right in front of them with big letters stating it is for TV related questions.
SIDE Note to all The Wrong Section People – or the really really dumb shits. There was a picture, a picture of the item you had a problem with, RIGHT there on the page!! Yeah, the one that looked JUST like your product. So tell me how you got MP3 player and TV mixed up!! What planet do you live on that has TV looking MP3 players!! *insert Jeanie lame explanation* OH! I see *smack*
Ah, back to the pattern
I’ve noticed that customers, yea even dumb ones, get more resourceful – finding new ways to spell "Initialize" even when I think it isn’t possible to spell it any other way!! I’m serious! They’re geniuses! – YET, at the same time progressively worse *sigh* As I now get Full caps and bad grammar! Two for the price of one! Oh! The FAQs just get better and better. *smack head on desk*
Moku out.
Posted by Moku-Sama
at 4:53 PM EST
