Petro Canada has taken my desk away :-( So I?m now sharing a desk with the AssKisser.
Mood:  on fire
Now Playing: with little pieces of paper
Topic: Work Rants

I could give the old “I’m annoyed at Samsung” rant but I’d like to think I’m more matured than that. I’m in a small confined area…but meh…C’est la Vie…Every non-Samsung employee thinks I’m the bloody secretary...*eye twitch* C’est la vie….I could possibly be experience a slight blissful intoxicating episode perhaps as a result of suppressed urges to kill…but c’est la vie, nes pas! Now, On with the post!

Why I hate this move:

Ever disliked someone and then were forced to spend a painfully large amount of time with them…WELCOME to fates new production of “Let’s make Moku more miscible at work!” I suppose it’s a good opportunities to study the ways of the brown-noser up close. *crocodile hunter impression* Now, today, boys and girls, we’ll be looking at the North Americans Ass Kisser. See the discoloration of the muzzle, that from years of wiping their nose in superior’s asses. *moku ends the lame joke and goes to kill herself for ever thinking a Crocodile Hunter joke was EVER clever or funny*

Now, this isn’t some spontaneous move as I’ve been randomly informing my co-workers that I’ll be repositioning my shit for two fuckin' weeks now. But still *sigh* every god damn one of them passes by me on there way to coffee or that after coffee piss, stops, and says “Oh! You got moved” Well, DUH! I didn’t just take it upon myself to relocate! Even if I did decided to up and play office shuffle would I pick the same place as Mr.AssKisser. Uh NO! I’d take a place in the back away from all the Samsung lovin’ “hey isn’t it nice working here” fuck-faced morons. Oh, the best is the on going joke that I'm in a fish bowl. Now, I have an over-active imagination but I don't get the comparsion. Fish bowl, blue; Cubical, Shit brown. Yeah, anyone else confused too.

I'd like to make this clear, since numberous people seem to be confused. I’m not the BLOODY secretary! NO, I'm not mary-fuckin’ sunshine, here to answer all your questions? No, I have absolutely no qualifications to assist you? and lastly, if I knew who Bill from Marketing was, I still wouldn't direct you 'cause I’m a pissed off relocated ARS analyst sitting next to someone *glare* who I just want to throw little pieces of paper at.

Moku out