Heather's latest medical problem!
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Topic: Work Rants
Well, I’m just full of ailments lately, eh. I really don’t want to be dudded a hypochondriac but when little shock pain-spasms distract me from completed my pointless job I think it’s time to address the problem with out fear of reprisal. I have this rash on my back—its itchy as HELL! As well as sore from me scratching the crap out of it. So, now my back is all itchy and I can’t fucking scratch it! AUGH!! I blame some nameless piece of clothing with polestar in it.

!!!!!DIE POLESTAR DIE!!!!!!

I can’t sit comfortably in my chair because of it. If I try, my back touches the fabric of my shirt and it rubs. The rubbing irritates the rash which signals the nerves to tell the brain that “this shit needs a scratchin’” Then my stupid compliant hand impulsively reaches behind and scratches that part of my back. The nerves then realize the mistake and send another signal up to the brain reporting the rash has a defense mechanism: Pain, with a endearing message from the redish bastard of "Up Yours!"

So, I’m sitting here...oh just take a minute to picture it: my back is curves like I have a hump I can’t support and I’m leaning over the keyboard like I’m trying to let one rip...SO, yeah, BINGO heather AGAIN looks like an idiot at work. I think the only reason I’m have not been fired is ‘cause I provide SO much entertainment to these people. Not to quote my rash but “Up Yours” Samsung!!