The Brampton Smack Down!
Mood:  energetic
Now Playing: *sheepish grin* with that blue rubber band again.
Topic: Bus Stories

Okies, every city, town or hamlet has its “crack downs” Toronto has guns, Montreal has its counterfeit cigarettes, and our own little paradise, Brampton (excuse me, I mean Bramp-fuck-ton), has fraudulent bus transfers. Oh yeah, Brampton transits is getting serious about bus transfers. The buck stops here my non-fair paying friend, Public Transit on the smack down! Watch out expired transfer users Brampton Bus Drivers ain’t gonna take it no more! Oh, did I mention the Bramp-fuck-ton crack down comes equipped with our own version of racial profiling.

Case in point: Last Night: Young black man hops on the bus and whips out his transfer like he’s The Flash raising the suspicion of the over weight bus driver…oh, he’s on to ‘em with a glare that says “you’re not just tired, freezing and just want to sit down quickly, YOU Have an expired bus transfer!” The whole ordeal is resolved when the young man is asked to show his transfer properly. To the fat bus driver’s surprise it’s a valid one OH!! BURN! Take that!! Copper...I mean Public Service Worker…The black kid takes his butt to a seat while the driver gives him the old “I’m on to you” eyes. HELLO, what does he think; this is the black mastermind counterfeit Bus transfer kingpin who’s eluded him for years….smirk on his face and laughing maniacal as he proceeded to his seat. Are you blind Ms. Bus Driver, the Kid was not smirking at you; he was pissed annoyed at you—if this were the wrong side of the track (where ever that might be in Ontario) you’d have a cap in your ass so fast. You’re a luck man, all you got was a *huff* and his “I’m a badass” gangster bow-legged crippled walk *sigh* This kind of shit really puts living in the Suburbs in perspective, eh. :P

Moku Out

P.S. Got Scared at the bus stop today.

Mich: Watch out, eh
Me: what *turns around* AHHH!!! *Magically appearing Ukrainian woman*