LAzy Heather = More inserts from Bad Things Happen to Fat People!
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ahh..lazy firday! I'm beyond lazy--no thinking for moku today. So it's *drum roll* (that's lame I know, I know) *kills drum roll adds heavy metal* better?

MORE INSERTS FROM "Bad Things Happen to Fat People!"

The former fatties.

The halos burn brightly on the previously plump heads of the former fat. They’ve been to hell and back! They will invest a day explaining the little miracle if you act the least bit interested, to which no one, but the currently fat, are. The methods vary but all stories end with the smile—the “You can do it, too” smile. I’ve flashed it to my fleshy friends on occasions after entraining them with my own weight-loss success story.

The Fat Experts.

Now I must admit I was indeed one of these annoying people, proclaiming the health benefits of “good crabs vs. Bad crabs” to anyone one with a pluse. In the stepping stones of the fat mentality it’s really the beginning of the up-climb to being a “former fatty—that is, if they practice what they preach.

The Upside down Triangle Pants!

Oh, how I’ve fought a never ending battle with this evil fashion creation! Every other style goes in an out of popular demand but not the horrid Triangle Pants! I swear there is one fat chick running to every store buying up a storm of these ugly pants to keep the demand so high no retailer would dream of letting it die. *groan* I really would take a frying pan—my preferred method of maiming—to her, so help me!

TBC

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My Answer: Too late I'm already in hell.