Friday
boredom can cause serious retardness.
Lawyer: loved
by all?
Mr. Goodwill:
Hush, you’re breaking my concentrating
*Lawyer turns back to write*
Mr. Goodwill:
Where was I, read it back to me.
Lawyer: “pillar
to the community, described as loving, caring and kind. He will be missed, remembered and forever loved by all.”
Mr. Goodwill:
Perfect! Don’t you agree?
Lawyer: You
want to be remembered for being a good person dispite the fact that you’re not, how is that rational?
Mr. Goodwill:
Rational? If everyone was rational, Donald, then we’d have no such word. I am giving purpose to the word. Without irrational
behavior we wouldn’t have use for a word to describe non-rational behavior it would all be categorized as “behavior”,
no?
Lawyer: You’re
deflecting the question, Rob.
Mr. Goodwill:
On the contrary I am educating you.
*Lawyer gives Mr. Goodwill a skeptical
look*
Mr. Goodwill:
*sigh* pish-posh, you’re far too closed minded. You can ignore the fact all you want but
I did indeed answer your question--it just wasn’t what you were expecting.
Lawyer: Fine,
is the almighty literary advocate ready to get back to work, now?
Mr. Goodwill:
Really, sarcasm, Donald. Next you’ll be using profanity.
Lawyer: *groan* Can we just get back to work here?
Mr. Goodwill:
I wasn’t the one interrupting the process with unnecessary questions.
*Lawyer tries
to rebut but Mr. Goodwill holds up hand*
Mr. Goodwill:
But, let’s get back on track…shall we? Back to The Will, I can get a professional opinion on the tombstone later.
Mr. Goodwill:
*dictating* “and I give full” *Mr. Goodwill tilts his’s head
to look address Lawyer*—write full in caps--*back to dictation* "Custody"
Lawyer: *irrupts* Custody? You don’t have kids.
Mr. Goodwill:
Oh, don’t worry; I can get some rather cheaply in some backwards country.
Lawyer: You
can’t just buy kids, Rob!
Mr. Goodwill:
I’m a philanthropist now, Donald, I have to follow protocol: *Mr. Goodwill counts on fingers*
give money to charity, adopted needy children…there’s a third but I cannot recall…hmm
*Mr. Goodwill
looks like he is in deep thought*
Lawyer: You
can’t adopt children Robert Goodwill, You hate kids!
Mr. Goodwill:
*snaps out of thinking zone* Hate? I don’t hate kids. The church teaches that “hate
is the devils influence on out hearts”
Lawyer: Church?
Weren’t you the one who told me that organized religion was a succubus of the modern businessman?
Mr. Goodwill:
Yes, but that was before I was enlighten by the chruch.
Lawyer: Rob,
What do you know about church *eyes Mr. Goodwill*
Mr. Goodwill:
Tons! I have that Russian maid, Nana, tape record it over at St. Michael’s.
Lawyer: You’re
evil, you know that.
Mr. Goodwill:
Ironic words coming from a lawyer.
I ended it there...it too dumb to con't