boredom can cause serious retardness.
Hush, you’re breaking my concentrating
*Lawyer turns back to write*
Where was I, read it back to me.
to the community, described as loving, caring and kind. He will be missed, remembered and forever loved by all.”
Perfect! Don’t you agree?
want to be remembered for being a good person dispite the fact that you’re not, how is that rational?
Rational? If everyone was rational, Donald, then we’d have no such word. I am giving purpose to the word. Without irrational
behavior we wouldn’t have use for a word to describe non-rational behavior it would all be categorized as “behavior”,
deflecting the question, Rob.
On the contrary I am educating you.
*Lawyer gives Mr. Goodwill a skeptical
*sigh* pish-posh, you’re far too closed minded. You can ignore the fact all you want but
I did indeed answer your question--it just wasn’t what you were expecting.
is the almighty literary advocate ready to get back to work, now?
Really, sarcasm, Donald. Next you’ll be using profanity.
Lawyer: *groan* Can we just get back to work here?
I wasn’t the one interrupting the process with unnecessary questions.
to rebut but Mr. Goodwill holds up hand*
But, let’s get back on track…shall we? Back to The Will, I can get a professional opinion on the tombstone later.
*dictating* “and I give full” *Mr. Goodwill tilts his’s head
to look address Lawyer*—write full in caps--*back to dictation* "Custody"
Lawyer: *irrupts* Custody? You don’t have kids.
Oh, don’t worry; I can get some rather cheaply in some backwards country.
can’t just buy kids, Rob!
I’m a philanthropist now, Donald, I have to follow protocol: *Mr. Goodwill counts on fingers*
give money to charity, adopted needy children…there’s a third but I cannot recall…hmm
looks like he is in deep thought*
can’t adopt children Robert Goodwill, You hate kids!
*snaps out of thinking zone* Hate? I don’t hate kids. The church teaches that “hate
is the devils influence on out hearts”
Weren’t you the one who told me that organized religion was a succubus of the modern businessman?
Yes, but that was before I was enlighten by the chruch.
What do you know about church *eyes Mr. Goodwill*
Tons! I have that Russian maid, Nana, tape record it over at St. Michael’s.
evil, you know that.
Ironic words coming from a lawyer.
I ended it there...it too dumb to con't