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Friday boredom can cause serious retardness.  

 

Lawyer: loved by all?

 

Mr. Goodwill: Hush, you’re breaking my concentrating

 

*Lawyer turns back to write*

 

Mr. Goodwill: Where was I, read it back to me.

 

Lawyer: “pillar to the community, described as loving, caring and kind. He will be missed, remembered and forever loved by all.”

 

Mr. Goodwill: Perfect! Don’t you agree?

 

Lawyer: You want to be remembered for being a good person dispite the fact that you’re not, how is that rational?

 

Mr. Goodwill: Rational? If everyone was rational, Donald, then we’d have no such word. I am giving purpose to the word. Without irrational behavior we wouldn’t have use for a word to describe non-rational behavior it would all be categorized as “behavior”, no?

 

Lawyer: You’re deflecting the question, Rob.

 

Mr. Goodwill: On the contrary I am educating you.

 

*Lawyer gives Mr. Goodwill a skeptical look*

 

Mr. Goodwill: *sigh* pish-posh, you’re far too closed minded. You can ignore the fact all you want but I did indeed answer your question--it just wasn’t what you were expecting.

 

Lawyer: Fine, is the almighty literary advocate ready to get back to work, now?

 

Mr. Goodwill: Really, sarcasm, Donald. Next you’ll be using profanity.

 

Lawyer: *groan* Can we just get back to work here?

 

Mr. Goodwill: I wasn’t the one interrupting the process with unnecessary questions.

 

*Lawyer tries to rebut but Mr. Goodwill holds up hand*

 

Mr. Goodwill: But, let’s get back on track…shall we? Back to The Will, I can get a professional opinion on the tombstone later.

 

Mr. Goodwill: *dictating* “and I give full” *Mr. Goodwill tilts his’s head to look address Lawyer*—write full in caps--*back to dictation* "Custody"

 

Lawyer: *irrupts* Custody? You don’t have kids.

 

Mr. Goodwill: Oh, don’t worry; I can get some rather cheaply in some backwards country.

 

Lawyer: You can’t just buy kids, Rob!

 

Mr. Goodwill: I’m a philanthropist now, Donald, I have to follow protocol: *Mr. Goodwill counts on fingers* give money to charity, adopted needy children…there’s a third but I cannot recall…hmm

 

*Mr. Goodwill looks like he is in deep thought*

 

Lawyer: You can’t adopt children Robert Goodwill, You hate kids!

 

Mr. Goodwill: *snaps out of thinking zone* Hate? I don’t hate kids. The church teaches that “hate is the devils influence on out hearts”

 

Lawyer: Church? Weren’t you the one who told me that organized religion was a succubus of the modern businessman?

 

Mr. Goodwill: Yes, but that was before I was enlighten by the chruch.

 

Lawyer: Rob, What do you know about church *eyes Mr. Goodwill*

 

Mr. Goodwill:  Tons! I have that Russian maid, Nana, tape record it over at St. Michael’s.

 

Lawyer: You’re evil, you know that.

 

Mr. Goodwill: Ironic words coming from a lawyer.

 

I ended it there...it too dumb to con't

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